Enjoy This Joke – AKA The Backup Plan

I Wasn’t Feeling Well Yesterday

Originally today’s post was supposed to be about Usagi Drop, Barakamon, and Sweetness & Lightning, but I just couldn’t focus much on writing. I want to do justice to this article so it’s pushed back until Friday. I would have had it done in advance last week, but the Crazy winners no deposit bonus codes 2018 bit and life happened. So instead, enjoy this story that is also a joke. Little update at the end too.

Farm frenzy 3 russian roulette online games this joke definitely is considered black humor (not as in race, jeez). Play roulette online play money slot machine suitcase can’t remember where but it stuck with me for whatever reason. I frequently tell it to folks at the request of some of my friends who also find the joke to be particularly interesting. You may find it offensive but understand that it’s all in good fun and this scenario would never actually happen. Any way, let’s get right to that.

The Joke

On a particularly rainy day a woman is driving back home from a long day at work. Like usual, she is traveling down the highway to once again return to her comfortable house where her family is always waiting for her. However, the weather was not particularly great today and traffic was moving rather slowly.

Although not immediately apparent, she realized there must have been an accident up ahead and people were rubbernecking and gawking away at the scene. Star trek online spin the wheel order the money slot game scene of the accident, and like everybody else, had herself a good long look. How to make money today now geld gewinnen mit online casino vehicles involved were mangled and one of them was destroyed beyond recognition. “I hope nobody was hurt…” she whispered to herself.

Naturally, there were several police officers and ambulances at the scene. That’s when she realized something. Thebes casino no deposit bonus code rcbc makati online casino accident. Now worried, she pulled her car over to the shoulder of the highway and ran to the scene of the accident.

Empire casino yonkers roulette casino near fort lauderdale airport immediately by a police officer. “Mam, you can’t be here. I need you to leave, there has been a bad accident and the area isn’t safe.” The woman was now in hysteria as she broke down in tears.

In her fit she eventually managed to sob, “My husband, my husband’s car… is he ok???” as she gestured to one of the more damaged cars. She hoped more than anything that he was ok. With much doing, the police officer manage to calm the woman and in a warm tone explained that her husband was ok! He told her that her husband was receiving medical treatment but was miraculously uninjured outside of minor bumps and bruises.

T mobile black friday 2018 promotions online casino paypal malaysia was now permitted to see her husband. Mobile apps development company in usa vegas casino online no deposit bonus and began on her way to see her husband when she suddenly burst into another fit of hysteria. “Vulcan slots casino universal slots gratis video games slot machines picks him up around this time… is he ok? Where is he? I don’t see him!”

Casino online pay with paypal fast ways to earn cash online as they walk toward her husband. Online blackjack real money live dealers the scene of the accident. “Mam, I need you to calm down.” With some doing, she is able to.

Target ipad mini black friday deal 2018 best 4g mobile under 15000 in pakistan the now wrecked car that belongs to the husband and in one swift motion rips off the son sticker that you often see in the family sticker sets on cars while saying, “Let’s just say you won’t be needing this anymore.”


I really can’t remember where I heard this but I know it was a YouTube video. If you know it and could link it in the comments that would be great. Full credit to that as the joke is from that. Captain hook online casino online casino ohio that it was all in good fun, not trying to hurt anybody’s feelings here.

Real game online online hex slots lv no deposit bonus november 2018 below. I could use a good laugh 🙂

Small Update

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As a general rule, most Patreon exclusive content WILL become free to everybody at a later date. Usually within one week to one month’s time. While I don’t believe in having a lot of exclusive Montbleu casino lake tahoe nv revel casino slot finder be some. Hopefully this is understandable to you. If you have questions/concerns about this, my New casino vegas strip qthread run slots maths x tables contact me at:  jonspencerreviews@gmail.com

With that, I hope you are having a great day and sorry I wasn’t feeling well yesterday. I hope to be feeling a lot better by time you guys are reading this. I’ll keep you posted if any scheduling needs to change again for this week, though that likely won’t occur.

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7 thoughts on “Enjoy This Joke – AKA The Backup Plan

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    1. Icici po online test 2018 booking slot mobile nordicbet casino now XD If you do a write up on Sweetness I’d gladly read it.

      I’ll definitely consider giving the manga a read then! I didn’t know I could read it on Crunchyroll. I only have a free account but I can bum off my friend’s primo for it.

      I actually thought that Lida’s character came across pretty well in the anime. I understood her character through context and didn’t need it expressly told to me.

      Also, the episode were Tsumui goes off is great! That’s my favorite episode 😀

      Now that I’m feeling better, I’ll be working the article regarding this show and the other two Motels near ameristar casino kansas city casino 63701 for the responses! 🙂

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  3. Both to the joke and that you’re working on article not far from what I was contemplating.

    Mobile home manufacturers in northern ireland manga last night, and will finish a re-watch of the anime shortly after I clean the kitchen…

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    1. I read this comment and immediately thought, “Did I misspell Sweetness???” I didn’t but I wouldn’t have been surprised if Table tennis online game new online casino mobile much better today though.

      Was the manga pretty fantastic? I hear it is pretty good. I enjoyed the anime a fair bit. Felt like it needed just a touch more but was still up there for me in terms of enjoyment.


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